Update: We’Ve Revised Electric Unicorn And Captured The Delicious Fruity Cereal Milk Flavor We’Ve Been Looking For. The Result Is Something We’Re Extremely Proud Of And We Can’T Wait For You To Enjoy It!
Mythical Origins
It Was The Summer Of 1983. Bones Was Traversing The Treacherous And Totally Rad Mountains Of Coffeeland In Search Of The Most Righteous Coffee Known To Man. In The Distance, He Spotted A Creature Only Believed To Exist In Myth. The Electric Unicorn Was A Magnificent Beast, Harnessing The Power Of Electricity, Friggin’ Laser-Beam Eyes, And The Ability To Conjure Fruity Cereal From The Heavens.
Bones Approached The Bodacious Beast And Asked Where He Might Find The Treasure He Was So Desperately Seeking. The Unicorn Replied With, “Hop On, Dude.” They Raced Through The Mountains, And Bones Was Brought To The Creature’S Home. There Were Coffee Plants As Far As The Eye Could See, And The Beans Looked Like No Other In Existence. They Had A Magical Aura, Seemingly Shifting Through The Entire Color Spectrum.
The Unicorn Offered A Cup To Bones. It Blew His Freakin’ Mind. Smooth, Balanced, And Delicious Fruity Cereal Finish—This Was The Coffee Bones Had Been Searching For. Bones And The Electric Unicorn Totally Remained Best Friends Forever.
Made With Arabica Beans
Our Electric Unicorn Cereal Coffee Features A Unique Blend Of Cereal Milk And Coffee Flavors That Offers A Sensory Revolution. This Cereal Milk Coffee Will Be Your New Go-To Morning Cup.
This Coffee Features 100% Arabica Beans, Roasted To Medium Perfection. It Delivers The Mouthwatering Flavors Of Fruity Cereal And The Creamy Essence Of Cereal Milk. It’S The Cereal Coffee Blend That Will Capture The Sweet Essence Of Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal.
Rainforest Alliance™ Certified
This Coffee Is Rainforest Alliance™ Certified, And That Means Really Awesome Things For You, Your Morning Cup, The World’S Farmers, And Rainforests! The Rainforest Alliance™ Is An International Non-Profit Organization That Makes Major Impacts Around The World In The Preservation Of Rainforests, Supporting Sustainable Farming And Business Practices, Human Rights, And Meeting The Challenges Of A Changing Climate.
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